Nights in brown cotton
Never reaching the John
I know what that stench is
I have known it before

Beauty in toilets clean
I have never seen
Just where you're going
You can't miss anymore

'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!

No toilets in Star Trek
How do they survive?
I guess they just Boldly Go
Where No Man Has Gone Before

Children not toilet trained
They can't help but offend
And never learning
They will soil clothes some more

'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh how I smell you!

Nights in brown cotton
Never reaching the John
I don't know how to clean this
Mom won't do it anymore

'Cause I smell you!
Yes I smell you!
Oh no! I smell you!

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